return my video game
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
