I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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