"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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