So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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