come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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