he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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