That's when you crack a 10am beer
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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