How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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