Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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