so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i would one night stand the shit outta him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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