We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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