Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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