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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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