I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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