Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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