You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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