Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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