Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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