im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My bed smells like the plague
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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