We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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