Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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