even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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