i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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