The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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