She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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