The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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