Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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