Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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