i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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