But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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