Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Christians are straight up FREAKS
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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