what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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