i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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