well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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