she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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