Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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