i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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