im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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