BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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