dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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