im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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