is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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