you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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