as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Small penises have feelings too.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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