it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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