I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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