remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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