3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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