I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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