I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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