i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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