operation have a gay friend backfired
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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