I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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